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Robert Hoffman

Published in
The Haven

The Feeding Habits of the Blue-Blooded Butthead

Why ya gotta be a %!#&, bird?

Mar 18

The Feeding Habits of the Blue-Blooded Butthead

Mar 18

Published in
MuddyUm

Hair Thee Well

Denial of a bald-faced lie

Jan 9

Hair Thee Well

Jan 9

Published in
MuddyUm

Adventures in Retail (Psycho)therapy

You break it, you buy it

Feb 28, 2023

Adventures in Retail (Psycho)therapy

Feb 28, 2023

Published in
Doctor Funny

Supporting the Grifter Youth of America

One rock at a time

Feb 6, 2023

Supporting the Grifter Youth of America

Feb 6, 2023

Published in
MuddyUm

Transgressions of a Lustful Cartoonist

Where no good deed goes unpublished

Jan 17, 2023

Transgressions of a Lustful Cartoonist

Jan 17, 2023

Published in
The Haven

Illustrated Adventures of Toki Pona

Finally a G-rated post

Jan 9, 2023

Illustrated Adventures of Toki Pona

Jan 9, 2023

Published in
MuddyUm

50 First Intros and How to Keep Them Captivating

Is this scenario I have the capacity to be “captivating”

Nov 22, 2022

50 First Intros and How to Keep Them Captivating

Nov 22, 2022

Published in
Hello, Love

Answer: Never Gonna Get It — No, You’re Never Gonna Get It, Never Ever Gonna Get It

Question: When will I get my happy ending?

Aug 15, 2022

Answer: Never Gonna Get It — No, You’re Never Gonna Get It, Never Ever Gonna Get It

Aug 15, 2022

Published in
MuddyUm

TravelHell.com—Where You Pay Good Money for the Privilege of Inconvenience

Savings at the cost of your sanity

Jul 6, 2022

TravelHell.com—Where You Pay Good Money for the Privilege of Inconvenience

Jul 6, 2022

Published in
MuddyUm

Bringing Your Mad Online Dating Skills into the Real World

And thinking they would work any better

Jun 28, 2022

Bringing Your Mad Online Dating Skills into the Real World

Jun 28, 2022

Robert Hoffman

Robert Hoffman

Survival Pack: Tales from the Deep End of the Dating Pool and Other Horror Stories

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