Robert HoffmaninThe HavenThe Feeding Habits of the Blue-Blooded ButtheadWhy ya gotta be a %!#&, bird?4 min read·Mar 18, 2024----
Robert HoffmaninMuddyUmAdventures in Retail (Psycho)therapyYou break it, you buy it1 min read·Feb 28, 2023----
Robert HoffmaninDoctor FunnySupporting the Grifter Youth of AmericaOne rock at a time4 min read·Feb 6, 2023--2--2
Robert HoffmaninMuddyUmTransgressions of a Lustful CartoonistWhere no good deed goes unpublished4 min read·Jan 17, 2023--4--4
Robert HoffmaninThe HavenIllustrated Adventures of Toki PonaFinally a G-rated post2 min read·Jan 9, 2023--1--1
Robert HoffmaninMuddyUm50 First Intros and How to Keep Them CaptivatingIs this scenario I have the capacity to be “captivating”5 min read·Nov 22, 2022----
Robert HoffmaninHello, LoveAnswer: Never Gonna Get It — No, You’re Never Gonna Get It, Never Ever Gonna Get ItQuestion: When will I get my happy ending?4 min read·Aug 15, 2022--1--1
Robert HoffmaninMuddyUmTravelHell.com—Where You Pay Good Money for the Privilege of InconvenienceSavings at the cost of your sanity5 min read·Jul 6, 2022----
Robert HoffmaninMuddyUmBringing Your Mad Online Dating Skills into the Real WorldAnd thinking they would work any better1 min read·Jun 28, 2022--4--4